Category Archives: Funny

Presidents as Viewed by Their Secret Service

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Brief Summary:

John F. Kennedy – cheating and reckless husband
Lyndon B. Johnson – promiscuous, oversexed and uncouth slob
Richard Nixon – Moral but paranoid – almost a recluse
Gerald Ford – True gentleman
Jimmy Carter – Complete phony that puts on acts for the public
Ronald Reagan – Really packed a pistol and treated everyone with respect and honor
George H.W. Bush – Extremely kind and considerate
Bill Clinton – Not trustworthy as was his wife
* Al Gore – ‘an egotistical ass’
George W Bush – Physically fit
* Laura Bush – One of the nicest First Ladies
Obama – Clinton without the Chicks and has temper tantrums
* Michelle Obama (First Wookie) – Complete b****’-‘hates anybody who is not black.’

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Day 3 – Scalia Unplugged :D

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News Flash:

Justice Antonin Scalia tore into the government’s arguments with relish and openly mocking the government’s case.

At one point, Scalia asked for a deictonary for the government’s definition of the word “essential”. When he was told by government’s attorney that they waere not using it in the true dictionary sense, Scalia then mouthed off… “How do we know that? When people speak, I assume they are speaking English.”

The halarity of the way the government will contort itself to try to hide its aim of socialized medicine is comical in the extreme.

More at http://www.npr.org

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New iPad Overheating

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Users of the new iPad have been complaining on internet forums that the tablet gets a lot hotter than the previous version. There are concerns the device could get uncomfortably warm after a consumer watchdog ran tests showing it could reach temperatures of 47C (116F) after 45 minutes of running an intense game.

An Apple spokeswoman said the iPad was “within our thermal specifications”.
Which thermal specifications… Cooking?

More at http://news.sky.com/home/technology/article/16192849