130323 – Texas Wants Its Gold

Today’s Items:

Germans Openly Debating Euro Exit

Germans are irritated from the petty regulations that are a source of ridicule imposed by an unelected European Commission.    In fact, there are open discussions, during prime time, of exiting the euro.    In a recent poll, 65% of respondents stated that the euro had hurt their quality of life and returning to the Deutschmark would be better. 49% stated openly that the country would be better off outside the EU.

Health Insurers Warn on Premiums

Health insurers are privately warning brokers that premiums for many individuals and small businesses could increase sharply next year because of Obamacare.    Isn’t it nice that officials at the DHS and the 2009 analysis by the Congressional Budget Office both stated that average individual premiums, on an apples-to-apples basis, would be lower?

U.S. Regulates BitCoin?

It was thus only a matter of time before the U.S. government would go after Bitcoin.    They are using the laugh-out-loud excuse of money-laundering as an excuse.    Transactions of 10,000 dollars or more must be reported; however, the nice thing about Bitcoin is that it is peer-to-peer transaction that does not involve a third party to report any such dealings.

Media Leaks and Immigration

Insane McCain is furious over media leaks on confidential immigration talks because he his gang of 8 want to screw America over in secret.    He says that the leaks do not give the whole picture; however, based on numerous examples, any group that has the bastards McCain, Durbin, and Graham on it can only be doing something that is anti-American, criminal in nature, unconstitutional, immoral, unjust, and just absolutely wrong.

Texas Wants Its Gold

Texas Governor Rick Perry wants to bring the one billion dollars in gold, owned by the University of Texas Investment Management Company, back from the New York Fed vault to Texas.    Well, I am sure the Fed will be able to return those 6,643 gold bars to Texas after they return Germany’s gold in about seven years.    Of course, Texas officials better check that gold for tungsten.

Punxsutawney Phil Could Get Death Penalty

With record low temperatures, the groundhog’s bad climate predictions, on February 2nd, have wreaked havoc for millions.   Now, the prosecuting attorney of Butler County, Ohio, wants Punxsutawney Phil to pay for his gross error with his life.    The indictment against Phil says that he did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early.    Unreliable sources say that, upon hearing the news, Phil jumped into the nearest hole and could not be reached for comment.

Finally, please prepare now for the escalating economic and social unrest.    Good Day!

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