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Twinkies In Danger!

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Officials at Twinkie-maker Hostess Brands stated that they could go into liquidation if its bakers continue striking in protest against a new contract imposed in bankruptcy court.   The company is closing bakeries in Seattle, St. Louis and Cincinnati in response to the strike, cutting 627 jobs in total.

Screw the unions, we need the Twinkies more.

Source: http://fox8.com

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Victoria’s Secrets Show Supercedes Hurricane Relief

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Yes folks, National guardsmen, trying to save lives, have been given the boot out the armory that they are staying; so that, the Victoria’s Secrets underwear show can go on.   Forget generators to keep people warm in the 30 degree night-time temperatures, it is more important to keep the underwear models warm as they stroll around the armory virtually naked.

When will people start bitch-slapping Mayor Bloomberg?   This idiot apparently has no sense of reality of what is going on.    Hey, I have an idea, how about all those suffering people, march right on down to the Victoria’s Secret’s show with the television cameras rolling.  Now that would be entertainment!

Source: http://www.nypost.com

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Labor Dept. To Release Timely Fiction?

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Officials at the U.S. Labor Department stated that they were working hard to ensure the timely release of the October jobs propaganda err… report.    They claim that they will work around hurricane Sandy to get the last report out, on time, before the election.

Any guesses, aside from California, which states will not have their numbers in a timely manner?    Of course, they could always get “Baghdad Bob” do the report.   At least the numbers would look more credible.

Source: http://blogs.wsj.com

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